You might think I’m coldhearted. i am


Jalila. Italian. 25. Fangirl extraordinaire.

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.


Game of Thrones × Inception AU (inspired by)

Jon Snow - Dom Cobb
    “I’ve done plenty wrong.”
Ygritte - Mal
    “We should have stayed in that cave.”
Meera Reed - Ariadne
    “You’d forget you. If we lose you, we lose everything.”
Davos Seaworth - Arthur
    “Well, strictly speaking, I didn’t do the thieving.”
Oberyn Martell - Eames
    “You’re just a pink little man who’s far too slow on the draw.”
Samwell Tarly - Yusuf
    “Yes, well, best get used to it.”
Daenerys Targaryen - Saito
    “They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one.”
Stannis Baratheon - Fischer
    “He wasn’t my beloved brother. He didn’t love me. I didn’t love him.”

WHAT IF AUCaptain America: The Winter Soldier, role swap (Sharon, Steve, Bucky, Natasha)

(Fonte: loveholic198)

Fairytales reimagined

↳ The Little Mermaid set in Japan
Nothing gave the youngest princess such pleasure as to hear about the world of human beings up above them. Her old grandmother had to tell her all she knew about ships and cities, and of people and animals. What seemed nicest of all to her was that up on land the flowers were fragrant, for those at the bottom of the sea had no scent.

She pictured the two of them sitting together in a garden with puppies in their laps, or listening to a singer strum upon a lute while they floated down the Mander on a pleasure barge. If I give him sons, he may come to love me. She would name them Eddard and Brandon and Rickon, and raise them all to be as valiant as Ser Loras. And to hate Lannisters, too. In Sansa’s dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.

(Fonte: glorfindely)

.Pacific Rim AU: Steve and Peggy as jaeger pilots.

(Fonte: romannova)


"Dear listeners, a visitor has come to our fair Night Vale! Scientist and scholar Willas Tyrell was seen enjoying a slice of Big Rico’s Pizza last night- speaking of Big Rico’s, the City Council would like to remind all residents that if they have not had their mandatory weekly dinner at Big Rico’s yet they should do so immediately, as this week has decided to take a few days off and will be ending early. Dr. Tyrell told this reporter that, like a certain gorgeous scientist before him, he has come to Night Vale to study the apparent "unnatural" phenomenon that he says is plaguing our town. Well, I don’t know much about that, but, judging by the smart-looking cane he uses, I’d say he’s more than qualified to get to the bottom of this so-called mystery.

I can also report that Dr. Tyrell seemed very fascinated with our resident raised-by-wolves citizen Sansa Stark, who was also in Big Rico’s last night, splitting a slice of delicious wheat-and-wheat-by-product-free pizza with her gigantic wolf mother, Lady. Judging by the frequent looks and blushes exchanged between the two, I’d say the feeling was mutual. Do I sense love in the air? Only time, and the Sheriff’s Secret Police, will tell.

And now…the weather.”

now i’m thinking maybe i was stoned (or, sansa/willas, welcome to night vale style for sansawillasweek)

Pacific Rim AU; Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers as the pilots of the American jaeger, Captain Falcon

Pacific Rim AU; James Barnes and Natalia Romanova as the pilots of the Russian jaeger, Winter Widow

Fake Movie Meme: Hunted

natalie dormer & dane dehaan as twin vampires
sebastian stan & tatiana maslany as twin werewolves
lupita nyong’o & anthony mackie as twin hunters

(Fonte: uhbishop)


Legolas~ Modern AU

I found him odd at the start. Aragorn grinned fondly.

He is the cleanest person I have ever met.

Not a smudge on him even after playing for hours in the sun. On a clay court. It was as if it bounced off him. A twenty nine year old that didn’t look a day over twenty. He would drink us all under the table and then wake up first thing in the morning to catch up on his reading.

A rich kid that preferred being a glorified TA to becoming a partner in his father’s law firm. 

He kept boasting about how he had finished at the top of his class, but he still forgot to file the proper permits when he started a garden on the roof.

He wore scarves in summer and the flimsiest excuse for shoes, well into the winter months. He had a tea-pot collection.

Slightly odd.

We found out he was a state champion in sharpshooting only after he destroyed us at paintball. He did it with such enthusiasm and good sportsmanship that it was hard to stay angry at him even after I counted 41 bruises.

He is easy to get along with I suppose.

That still didn’t explain his relationship with Gimli.

How had they even met? Are they friends? Lovers? Do they know that they look like a married couple when they fight?


Sherlementary AU: The Women

In which Jamie Moriarty shares more than just an identity with Irene Adler.

(Fonte: notbrandyalexanders)

Constance Week » day six

AU day

1956. When Charles Treville, founder of daily newspaper, The Garrison, makes the choice to take a back seat on his hands-on involvement in the publication, he promotes his most trusted sub-editor, Connie Bonacieux, to the helm. Thrown in the deep end, she’s faced with the unenviable task of keeping her unmanageable, albeit fiercely loyal, team in check, all while constantly ensuring Richelieu, editor of The Red Guard Gazette, stays as far away from them as humanly possible. Oh, and then there’s the new boy d’Arty. Green, unexpected and armed with killer doe eyes and an earnest streak the length of the Seine.

She remember she should hate him. Or she still did, or something along those lines. She had certainly said it enough. The two had been at each other since the TARDIS had landed right in the middle of his march. It was hard to impress Clara, and it seemed in turn it was hard to impress a king, but all the same her, a woman who had kissed the stars and been everywhere in the place that Robb called home. Everywhere but Winterfell she noted as her eyes continued to watch at the boy who fiddled around with the wooden figures on the table.   [happy birthday to actual live ruiner fiona!]


Punk Hipster Trash Thor and Loki prints for DashConnnnnn

What am I even doing anymore