You might think I’m coldhearted. i am

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Jalila. Italian. 25. Fangirl extraordinaire.

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

summerhall:

"Dear listeners, a visitor has come to our fair Night Vale! Scientist and scholar Willas Tyrell was seen enjoying a slice of Big Rico’s Pizza last night- speaking of Big Rico’s, the City Council would like to remind all residents that if they have not had their mandatory weekly dinner at Big Rico’s yet they should do so immediately, as this week has decided to take a few days off and will be ending early. Dr. Tyrell told this reporter that, like a certain gorgeous scientist before him, he has come to Night Vale to study the apparent "unnatural" phenomenon that he says is plaguing our town. Well, I don’t know much about that, but, judging by the smart-looking cane he uses, I’d say he’s more than qualified to get to the bottom of this so-called mystery.

I can also report that Dr. Tyrell seemed very fascinated with our resident raised-by-wolves citizen Sansa Stark, who was also in Big Rico’s last night, splitting a slice of delicious wheat-and-wheat-by-product-free pizza with her gigantic wolf mother, Lady. Judging by the frequent looks and blushes exchanged between the two, I’d say the feeling was mutual. Do I sense love in the air? Only time, and the Sheriff’s Secret Police, will tell.

And now…the weather.”

now i’m thinking maybe i was stoned (or, sansa/willas, welcome to night vale style for sansawillasweek)

Pacific Rim AU; Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers as the pilots of the American jaeger, Captain Falcon

Pacific Rim AU; James Barnes and Natalia Romanova as the pilots of the Russian jaeger, Winter Widow

Fake Movie Meme: Hunted

natalie dormer & dane dehaan as twin vampires
sebastian stan & tatiana maslany as twin werewolves
lupita nyong’o & anthony mackie as twin hunters

(Fonte: uhbishop)

captainofalltheships:

Legolas~ Modern AU

I found him odd at the start. Aragorn grinned fondly.

He is the cleanest person I have ever met.

Not a smudge on him even after playing for hours in the sun. On a clay court. It was as if it bounced off him. A twenty nine year old that didn’t look a day over twenty. He would drink us all under the table and then wake up first thing in the morning to catch up on his reading.

A rich kid that preferred being a glorified TA to becoming a partner in his father’s law firm. 

He kept boasting about how he had finished at the top of his class, but he still forgot to file the proper permits when he started a garden on the roof.

He wore scarves in summer and the flimsiest excuse for shoes, well into the winter months. He had a tea-pot collection.

Slightly odd.

We found out he was a state champion in sharpshooting only after he destroyed us at paintball. He did it with such enthusiasm and good sportsmanship that it was hard to stay angry at him even after I counted 41 bruises.

He is easy to get along with I suppose.

That still didn’t explain his relationship with Gimli.

How had they even met? Are they friends? Lovers? Do they know that they look like a married couple when they fight?

brandyalexanders:

Sherlementary AU: The Women

In which Jamie Moriarty shares more than just an identity with Irene Adler.

Constance Week » day six

AU day

1956. When Charles Treville, founder of daily newspaper, The Garrison, makes the choice to take a back seat on his hands-on involvement in the publication, he promotes his most trusted sub-editor, Connie Bonacieux, to the helm. Thrown in the deep end, she’s faced with the unenviable task of keeping her unmanageable, albeit fiercely loyal, team in check, all while constantly ensuring Richelieu, editor of The Red Guard Gazette, stays as far away from them as humanly possible. Oh, and then there’s the new boy d’Arty. Green, unexpected and armed with killer doe eyes and an earnest streak the length of the Seine.

She remember she should hate him. Or she still did, or something along those lines. She had certainly said it enough. The two had been at each other since the TARDIS had landed right in the middle of his march. It was hard to impress Clara, and it seemed in turn it was hard to impress a king, but all the same her, a woman who had kissed the stars and been everywhere in the place that Robb called home. Everywhere but Winterfell she noted as her eyes continued to watch at the boy who fiddled around with the wooden figures on the table.   [happy birthday to actual live ruiner fiona!]

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Punk Hipster Trash Thor and Loki prints for DashConnnnnn

What am I even doing anymore

The White Queen modern au  // TIME Magazine covers

(it’s 4am and i don’t know what is this. so yeah, modern au but modern au with similars events that the ones around end1483/early1484, ‘kay? gosh i am so tired… i even invinted quotes XD sorry for the stupidities and my misspellings)

peterquiill:

AU Meme: Marvel Film Noir AU for webs-of-lies

(Fonte: guardiansofthegalaxys)

peterquiill:

AU Meme: Marvel Film Noir AU for webs-of-lies

(Fonte: guardiansofthegalaxys)

AU meme
Joan working with Moriarty

flushwithcash:

fake tv show meme |southern gothic romance (suggested by linamaeokay)

Elizabeth(Kat Dennings), lives in a small, isolated town with father who is the town’s beloved preacher. She has longed to get away but like the rest of people living there it seems impossible to leave until a hitchhiker(Sebastian Stan) stops into town. Elizabeth, along with the rest of the town are captivated by the outsider until her father warns his devout followers that the newcomer is evil and here to corrupt them. Despite her father’s claims, Elizabeth becomes closer with him and he eventually reveals the real reason he’s there. There is evil in the town but is the last person she expects… her father.